Peter should have at least gone on vacation or something.
wisconerd:
captain obvious, i mean spider-man
Don’t look at me. I shoot web.
Do you not get amusement from his predicament?
Mr. Lincoln has some business to do.
gabyzams:
Yeah sure spidey!!
Get a haircut too. Be a respectable looking Spiderman.
Bitten by a radioactive creeper.
Children lost in the jungle are constantly at odds with Lizard men.
Spiderman, why are you roping that member of the the band the B-52’s?