1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band…
So I see a lot of fandoms lately getting all riled up because of their shipping wars.
I guess you can say they were…
Flipping their ship.
”A Pennsylvania Dutch Mystery with Recipes”
Hmmm… mockingbird. Oh no wait. I’ve been fooled. Damn you false fowl!
Father wears his Sunday best
Mother’s tired she needs a rest
The kids are playing up downstairs
Sister’s sighing in her sleep
Brother’s got a date to keep
He can’t hang around
Everything Mr. Freeze says in “Batman and Robin”
“Ice to see you!”“You’re not sending me to the cooler!”
“I’m afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.”
“Tonight, hell freezes over!”
“What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!”
“In this universe, there’s only one absolute … everything freezes!”
“Cool party!”
“If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It’s time to feast!”
“Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it’s the chilling sound of your doom.”
“Let’s kick some ice!”
“Caution. Bridge may ice over.”
“Always winterize your pipes.”
“Not so fast. Time you cooled your heels.”
“Alright, everyone, chill!”
“Cops on the rocks, anyone?”
“Bat on ice, anyone?”
“We aim to … Freeze.”
“I wonder how cold I can get my shower … Frosty!”
“You’re skating on thin ice. My passion thaws for my bride alone.”
“Tonight’s forecast … a freeze is coming!”
“Nothing frustrates a man like a frigid wife.”
Punday
A maharajah from India once forbid the killing of all wild animals… Soon the kingdom was over run by lions and tigers and panthers… The people grew tired of this and revolted against their king, throwing him out…
It was the first instance of a reign ever being called because of game…
