suhfeeuh:

Str8 up.

Stamp that on a phone.

ganonbashsix:

wizard lizard

-I only have one more ingredient left for my potion. Eye of newt? No no this won’t do. Boil a cat, we’ll make it work.
-But sir, the cat won’t like that.
- Then we toss mice into a bucket. That will make the cat feel better.

Just so happy to be on red sand.

rfnkaujcua:

This is one of my favorite pictures of all time.

Not sure whether 2, or 4.

Lizards and grasshoppers are mortal enemies, but when a greater threat emerges. They know they must unite.

Lizard friend you can at least sell tickets.

sr-ricos:

I know it’s the worst GIF (and joke) ever, but I had to do it. 

LoooVVVEEE!?

Oh bird if only you had realized this would happen and prepared like the mammal did.

fotodahora:

I nearly ran over this guy. I pulled over and poked him to move off the road. Zero fucks given. What a badass.

When leaves and lizards mate. Leafzards

Lizards love toast. I brought that lizard toast.