Carnivores For Rum.

Look how they oscillate around him.

Lovin the oven.

Sometimes the Muse is cruel, often she’s gone missing, and once in awhile she’s completely off her Fez.

That was me last game.

I see what you did there

He is a clever shopper indeed.

It’s my birthday today, I can now buy cigarettes legally. :’)yay. Ah, 18. My life has officially begun. c:

Life never really starts until you turn 25 and get reduced car insurance.

Excuse the overwhelming badassness!

Almost here.