thedailypop:
Abe Lincoln, Vampire Hunter (vintage)
Go on Abe. Give him the Lincoln Lock.
nevver:
Always
Darn. She needs a new cabinet. I will make her one.
Just enjoying watching the speed boats party on.
John what are you doing? Hypnotism?
operator99:
Cat Fight.
Never comment on a woman’s dress, unless it’s nice.
Get on it. Dragons don’t harvest themselves. Or do they?
-You’ve returned from the war.
-Yes. Now all I want to do is get back to you and the syrup.
A chivalrous koala sees danger on the horizon.
