aflyinggrayson:

  1. A noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was too possessive.
  2. The indecisive rower couldn’t choose either oar.
  3. I finished my trigonometry exam without a secant to lose.
  4. A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
  5. England doesn’t have a…
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